Download - Two And A Half Men

Download - Two And A Half Men

Charlie Harper (Charlie Sheen, “Spin City”) é um solteirão bem de vida que vive numa casa na praia, tem um belo carro na garagem e tem uma grande facilidade de conquistar as mulheres. Seu estilo de vida casual em Malibu é interrompido quando seu irmãoo Alan (Jon Cryer), que está no meio de um divórcio, e seu sobrinho de 10 anos Jake (Angus T. Jones), chegam para morar com ele. Melanie Lynskey, Conchata Ferrell, Charlie Sheen, Angus T. Jones, Holland Taylor, Jon Cryer e Marin Hinkle Para complicar ainda mais as coisas, há também a obcecada e controladora mãe de Charlie e Alan, Evelyn (Holland Taylor); a afastada mulher de Alan, Judith (Marin Hinkle, “Once and Again”), que “acredita” que é gay; e a atraente e meio estranha vizinha Rose (Melanie Lynskey), que teve um breve romance com Charlie e estão determinada a estar presente na vida dele custe o que custar.Apesar desse estranho relacionamento, Charlie e Alan descobrem que ambos tem uma coisa em comum: eles amam Jake e querem o melhor para ele. Os irmãos concordam em criar um lar adequado para Jake na casa de Charlie, e juntos esses dois homens e meio encaram os desafios de (em alguns casos, finalmente) se tornarem adultos.
1º temporada1×01 – Pilot -> Megaupload

1×02 - Big Flappy Bastards -> Megaupload

1×03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell -> Megaupload

1×04 - If I Can’t Write My Chocolate Song I’m Going to Take a Nap -> Megaupload

1×05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump -> Megaupload

1×06 - Did You Check With The Captain Of The Flying Monkeys -> Megaupload

1×07 - If They Do Go Either Way, They’re Usually Fake -> Megaupload

1×08 - Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without A Snoot-ful -> Megaupload

1×09 - Phase One Complete -> Megaupload

1×10 - Merry Thanksgiving -> Megaupload

1×11 - Alan Harper,Frontier Chiropractor -> Megaupload

1×12 - Camel filters + pheromones -> Megaupload

1×13 - Sara Like Puny Alan -> Megaupload

1×14 - I Can’t afford Hyenas -> Megaupload

1×15 - Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick -> Megaupload

1×16 - That Was Saliva, Alan -> Megaupload

1×17 - Ate the Hamburguers Wearing Hats -> Megaupload

1×18 - An Old Flame With A New Wick -> Megaupload

1×19 - I Remember The Coatroom I Just don’t Remember You -> Megaupload

1×20 - Hey I Can Pee Outside In The Dark -> Megaupload

1×21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing -> Megaupload

1×22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet -> Megaupload

1×23 - Just Like Buffalo -> Megaupload

1×24 - Can You Feel My Finger (Season Finale) -> Megaupload

2º temporada

2×01 - Back Off, Mary Poppins -> Megaupload

2×02 - Enjoy Those garlic Balls -> Megaupload

2×03 - A Bag Full Of Jawea -> Megaupload

2×04 - Go, Get Mommy -> Megaupload

2×05 - Bad News From Clinic -> Megaupload

2×06 - The Price of Health Gums is Eternal Vigilance -> Megaupload

2×07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana -> Megaupload

2×08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villages -> Megaupload

2×09 - Yes, Monsignor! -> Megaupload

2×10 - Salmon Under My Sweater -> Megaupload

2×11 - Last Chance to See Those Tatoos -> Megaupload

2×12 - A Lungful of Alan -> Megaupload

2×13 - Get Off My Hair -> Megaupload

2×14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut -> Megaupload

2×15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand -> Megaupload

2×16 - Can you Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? -> Megaupload

2×17 - Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam! -> Megaupload

2×18 - It Was Mame, Mom -> Megaupload

2×19 - A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise -> Megaupload

2×20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey -> Megaupload

2×21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On -> Megaupload

2×22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother -> Megaupload

2×23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab -> Megaupload

2×24 - Does This Smell Funny to You? (Season Finale) -> Megaupload

3º temporada

3×01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts -> Megaupload

3×02 - Principal Gallagher’s Lesbian Lover -> Megaupload

3×03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark -> Megaupload

3×04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs -> Megaupload

3×05 - We Called it Mr. Pinky! -> Megaupload

3×06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One! -> Megaupload

3×07 - Sleep Tigh, Puddin’ Pop -> Megaupload

3×08 - That Voodoo That I Do -> Megaupload

3×09 - Madame and Her Special Friend -> Megaupload

3×10 - Something Salted and Twisted -> Megaupload

3×11 - Santa’s Village of the Damned -> Megaupload

3×12 - That Special Tug -> Megaupload

3×13 - Humiliation is a Visual Medium -> Megaupload

3×14 - Love Isn’t Blind, It’s Retarded -> Megaupload

3×15 - My Tongue is Meat -> Megaupload

3×16 - Ergo The Booty Call -> Megaupload

3×17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauser -> Megaupload

3×18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler -> Megaupload

3×19 - Golly Moses, She’s A Muffin -> Megaupload

3×20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro -> Megaupload

3×21 - And the Plot Moistens -> Megaupload

3×22 - Just Once With Aunt Sophie -> Megaupload

3×23 - Arguments for the Quickie -> Megaupload

3×24 - That Pistol-Packin’ Hermaphrodite (Season Finale) -> Megaupload

4º temporada

4×01 - Working for Caligula -> Megaupload

4×02 - Who’s Vod Kanockers -> Megaupload

4×03 - The Sea is a Harsh Mistress -> Megaupload

4×04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey -> Megaupload

4×05 - A Live Women of Proven Fertility -> Megaupload

4×06 - Apologies for the Frivolity -> Megaupload

4×07 - Repeated Blows to his Unformed Head -> Megaupload

4×08 - Release the Dogs -> Megaupload

4×09 - Corey Been Dead For an Hour -> Megaupload

4×10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln -> Megaupload

4×11 - Walnuts and Demerol -> Megaupload

4×12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana -> Megaupload

4×13 - Don’t Worry, Speed Racer! -> Megaupload

4×14 - That’s Summer Sausage, Not Salami -> Megaupload

4×15 - My Damn Stalker -> Megaupload

4×16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too -> Megaupload

4×17 - I Merely Slept With a Commie -> Megaupload

4×18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville -> Megaupload

4×19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll -> Megaupload

4×20 - Aunt Myra Doesn’t Pee a Lot -> Megaupload

4×21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous -> Megaupload

4×22 - Mr. McGlue’s Feedbag -> Megaupload

4×23 - Anteaters. They´re Just Crazy-lookin -> Megaupload

4×24 - Prostitutes and Gelato (Season Finale) -> Megaupload

5º temporada5×01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom -> Megaupload

5×02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon -> Megaupload

5×03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo -> Megaupload

5×04 - City of Great Racks -> Megaupload

5×05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat -> Megaupload

5×06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail -> Megaupload

5×07 - The Leather Gear is in the Guest Room -> Megaupload

5×08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles? -> Megaupload

5×09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle, Jar Lids. -> Megaupload

5×10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia -> Megaupload

5×11 - Meander To Your Dander -> Megaupload

5×12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh -> Megaupload

5×13 - The Soil is Moist -> Megaupload

5×14 - Winky-Dink Time -> Megaupload

5×15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction -> Megaupload

5×16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I´m Pretty -> Megaupload

5×17 - Fish In A Drawer -> Megaupload

5×18 - If My Hole Could Talk -> Megaupload

5×19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper (Season Finale) -> Megaupload

6º temporada

6×01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child? Megaupload - Rapidshare - Filefactory - Uploaded

6×02 - Pie Hole, Herb Megaupload - Rapidshare - Uploaded - Mmshare

6×03 - Damn You, Eggs BenedictMegaupload - Sendspace - Rapidshare

6×04 - The Flavin’ and the Mavin’Megaupload - Filefactory

6×05 - A Jock Strap in HellMegaupload - Rapidshare - Easyshare

6×06 - It’s Always Nazi WeekMegaupload - Rapidshare - Easyshare - Uploaded

6×07 - Best Ho Money Can BuyMegaupload - Sendspace - Gigasize

6×08 - Pinocchio’s MouthMegaupload - Rapidshare - Uploaded

6×09 - The Mooch At The Boo Megaupload - Sendspace - Rapidshare - Uploaded

6×10 - He Smelled The Ham He Got ExcitedMegaupload - Rapidshare

6×11 - The Devil’s LubeMegaupload - Rapidshare - Megavideo

6×12 - Thank God for ScoliosisMegaupload - Rapidshare - Netload - Megavídeo

6×13 - I Think You Offended DonMegaupload - Rapidshare - Netload